The New Job

And I used to think being a secretary would be an easy job.  Just getting dressed to please my boss was more work than I realized it would be.  And this typewriter was the worst!  Most of the keys didn't work.  And he made me suck him off every time a letter was not perfect.  At this rate, I'd spend most of my day on my knees.  I should have treated the other girls better when I was the boss.