The attorneys in the firm were, in reality, only average when it came to understanding the law. However, they were marketing geniuses. When the word spread that all of their paralegals were sissies, and that they went above and beyond when it came to "serving clients' needs," the firm had more business than ever before. And their billboards were among the most popular in town!
My girlfriend has always wanted a guy for a paralegal. She's admitted that the idea of ordering him around turns her on.
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