My wife was working late. Again. I decided to try to spice things up a bit, so I called her office and asked her if she wanted to have phone sex. She smiled shyly and told me she would think about it and maybe call me back. Imagine my excitement when she called me a little later and told me she had decided she wanted to. The only problem was that she thought I meant something else.
“Oh God honey,” my wife moaned. “Yes! His cock is inside
of me right now! It is sooo huge! So fucking huge! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Yes! He just came in me. Get ready baby. I’ll be right home. There is
gonna be so much cum. So much!”
Awesome! Reminds me of when my ex-gf Lisa called me after i moved out. She was having sex with the landlord and giving me all the juicy details making sure to let me know how much better His cock and style was over mine. i couldn't bring myself to hang up.
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