I walked into our bedroom and saw my wife standing there with this huge cock dangling in front of her. Of course I realized that she intended it for me. But my look of alarm at its size must have made her think I was confused at her plans for me.
It's always a matter of using enough lubrication, she can use any of a multitude of commercially available lubes and you can use my tongue. I think that covers it all, problem solved.
I would have been alarmed as well. But also excited.
ReplyDeleteIt's always a matter of using enough lubrication, she can use any of a multitude of commercially available lubes and you can use my tongue.
ReplyDeleteI think that covers it all, problem solved.
Thank you for your kind offer Kaaren. But I believe she expects me to perform the honors...LOL
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