FaceTime

You are sitting on the couch on the other side of the room.  But your wife, almost as if you weren’t even there, was lost in performing for her boyfriend who was out of town on business, but demanded to see her get off for him on FaceTime.  When she finishes and they hang up, she’ll beckon you over on your hands and knees to serve her.  Such is the life of a sissy husband.