The Moment of Understanding

"Tom?

"Bill?"

"Is that really you?"

"Uh, yeah.  And you?"

"Yeah.  My wife did this to me."

"Mmmm.  So did mine."

"You know, they have been spending a lot of time together lately."

"Do you think there will be any handsome boys at the dance?"

"I don't know.  I hope so though."

"Me too!"