Whenever my wife entertained clients in our home, she would always dress me pretty and position me in the middle of the room. She explained to her guests that I was their party favor, and they could use me as they desired. I found the moments when they left me alone to be the most difficult, as that was when I felt most objectified.
I'd be happy to offer my services for any future party your wife throws. I'm willing to be a "party favor" too.
ReplyDeleteI'm not the least bit surprised at that news Jeanne
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