Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Motherly Advice

"Now honey," the bride's mother told her as she helped her situate her garter.  "You can let your new husband remove the garter at the reception.  But when you get back to your room tonight, you let him know he will not be consummating your marriage with you.  I've arranged for Tyrone to meet you at the honeymoon suite to take care of that for you.  No point giving Danni any silly ideas on the first night.  Understand?"  "Yes mother," her youngest daughter answered, rolling her eyes.  "I understand."

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